Adopt a ninja

Question

there are ninjas. young ones. innocent ones. they never used a real sword. they had to use toothpicks and cardboard tubes. they never truly trained with parents or learned that they are badass. adopt a ninja today!

Answer 1

I shall use my wealth and hire the leader of the oniwaban to teach him the way of the ninja.

Answer 2

oh. then whatt?

Answer 3

wait you gotta **** your new ninja wife

Answer 4

mhhhhhhm yea!

Answer 5

or do you prefer another flavor?

Answer 6

nah the top one =]

Answer 7

aw dang you man XD

Answer 8

yeah thats right, mine not yours XD

Answer 9

lol not jealous actually.

Answer 10

nothin. just that though you had a ninja wife, that means I have therefore ****** many girls in my lifetime.

Answer 11

hmm you may choose

Answer 12

wow. jay. no.

Answer 13

dang you and your logic. have fun! *teachs your ninja kids that guns are only for when your a cowboy orphan*

Answer 14

lol.

son we ninjas use ninja stars. there are as good as bullets in every way.

Answer 15

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Answer 16

ninja stars curve naturally though. you silly.

Answer 17

yes but curving bullets sometimes explode! XD

besides whats cooler than... SPEARS!

Answer 18

javelins. owned!

Answer 19

whats that? *trying to feed a goat a landmine* this is an invaluable trick

Answer 20

yes! *high fives new ninja kids*
well time to go train

Answer 21

actually ill adopt three. oh yes and i require one ninja wife. please.

Answer 22

what is you talking about?? I AM a ninja!!! <3 <3 <3

Answer 23

plus you also gave me yuuki whom I hold dearly....in bed...

how many people would do that for me?

Answer 24

I AM NOT A NINJA *hides a sword behind my back and climes carefully off the roof*

Answer 25

comes backz I luvz ninja girls!!!

Answer 26

I shall use my wealth and hire the leader of the oniwaban to teach him the way of the ninja.

Answer 27

O.O thats not being a NINJA mommy thats just a regular mommy. be all you can be and above the influence http://www.socialbranding.org...

Answer 28

*sigh*
I'm such a failure. *sniff sniff*

Answer 29

not true. you dated sub zero and are currently with kaname. you know few people can do that

Answer 30

lol
:D

Answer 31

Answer 32

lol you have a son now

Answer 33

yay

Answer 34

im already a ninjas friend in law

Answer 35

lol but you ARE a ninja mommy, just look at me! lol

Answer 36

lol! your a SPECIAL ninja

Answer 37

XD no I'm a FOX

Answer 38

special fox ninja military brat

Answer 39

*baby jay starts crying*

snake: theres a difference **** it!

Major: ever since the cyborg ninja, snake has never been the same

Big boss: ******* 007 fan

*baby jay cries more cause he was also a 007 fan*

Answer 40

hooray now my ninja family can whoop the batman family next door.

Answer 41

I'lll be a ninja sister! :D