And here my plagiarized version for the UK
*A Newly Defined Disease is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious .
February, 2015 – Scientist at Porton down have released a statement this morning disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the UK and Europe and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. *
*These side effects have been deemed “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue”.
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our
Prime minister pandering to Muslim terrorists.
Uncontrollable heartburn during watching the lefty biased BBC news
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we have a Con/Lib government
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering
Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes
reacting to accidentally switching to a channel that shows
Russell Brand and similar lefty idiots spouting their usual biased crap
Note: Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
The official designation for “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
War Fatigue” is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election register and place your name on and will be offered by a credible UKIP candidate.
the list for a cure. It is
expected the cure will be available on 7th of May 2015
" Yes, I am PIST-AWF.”
VOTE UKIP ............ BRITAINS ONLY HOPE