I wanted a place where my wife and I could dress in evening attire, her in a beautiful gown and I in my after six tux, and go dancing among people bent on celebrating New years in traditional fashion. So I booked passage On a cruise ship to Hawaii that would afford us Christmas an New years at sea after a week in the Islands. I couldn't get the boat deck cabins but settled for the ones just beneath .It was a trip from ****..it cost me over $20,000 for the worlds worst cruise line HOLAND AMERICA The dam boat was rock so violently it kept tossing the water out of the pool. one of the kids from the boat deck cabins provided them by some Jewish philanthopist had lice in her head fingring the food underneath the sneeze guard.,so there went lunch. dinner we were seated across from a Viet Namese woman who hated ugly Americans and a ferret faced husband who just stared at us unable to form a sentence in English..there went dinner. The dance floor was so small I had to teach my wife combat dancing. to music you couldn't hear for the drunken rabble rousers. The whole freakin thing was a nightmare. Getting down the companion way to our cabin was an obstical course filled with walkers and wheel chairs.
At 2 oclock in the morning when i got up to take a pee and wash my hands. all t...
I wanted a place where my wife and I could dress in evening attire, her in a beautiful gown and I in my after six tux, and go dancing among people bent on celebrating New years in traditional fashion. So I booked passage On a cruise ship to Hawaii that would afford us Christmas an New years at sea after a week in the Islands. I couldn't get the boat deck cabins but settled for the ones just beneath .It was a trip from ****..it cost me over $20,000 for the worlds worst cruise line HOLAND AMERICA The dam boat was rock so violently it kept tossing the water out of the pool. one of the kids from the boat deck cabins provided them by some Jewish philanthopist had lice in her head fingring the food underneath the sneeze guard.,so there went lunch. dinner we were seated across from a Viet Namese woman who hated ugly Americans and a ferret faced husband who just stared at us unable to form a sentence in English..there went dinner. The dance floor was so small I had to teach my wife combat dancing. to music you couldn't hear for the drunken rabble rousers. The whole freakin thing was a nightmare. Getting down the companion way to our cabin was an obstical course filled with walkers and wheel chairs.
At 2 oclock in the morning when i got up to take a pee and wash my hands. all that came out of the fausets was black sludge. they were cleaning their bilges they said when i called down for some water. They offered to sell me some bottled water for 8 bucks a bottle. I bought a dozen so my wife could tidy up. When we got back into port at San Diego we were still in our shorts. the flight to Porland was canceled because of weather and we had to disembark in seattle with 4 inches of snow all over the ground and the airlines lost our luggage. Shal I go on. ? We managed to snag a taxi that took us to a hotel still under remodel and booked a room with no electricity and no heat. We still had no luggage we survived the cold wrapped up in each .other. Thank *** she was a trifle over weight and gave off enough heat to keep us from freezing.(tip..Men don't ever bich about your wifes weight..you never know when you'll be glad she 's got it) We managed to snag the last rental car,, a litlle Japanese pushmobile,and decided to drive to the portland airport where we had left our car parked in a hotel parking lot. On the way there I saw a Nordstrom store still open and drove in their snow covered parking lot still in my shorts and still without my luggage which the airlines lost..I bought my wife a fur coat and some warm clothes and I bought myself a full length over coat for the trip home..which waas univentful until we pulled into my drive way at our /salem home. My wife got out of the car before i could get to her, she slipped on the ice in our driveway. I had to crawl into my garage because i couldn't stand up on our ice covered driveway and get a pair of golf shoes in order to walk on the slopping ice covered driveway and rescue my wife. that was ten years ago. despite my foolish decision to find a place I could wear my tux and celebrate NEW YEARS...we are still married and happily in love, But we are staying home this New years eve. LOL
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