Hey I know it sounds ***** the fact I want to find slang words for female masturbation but it is just for a laugh. It is funny the only one I know is "fingering" and comparsion to the amount of male masturbation slang terms I can write a whole book full of them such as "jacking off" "spanking the monkey" "*******" "choking the chicken" "bopping the bolony" "tossing" just to mention a few please tell me are there as many slang terms for female masturbation as there is for male masturbation could you please list some examples, and if there is not why not? wouldn't that be classed as ******?