I don't pull April Fool's jokes anymore. I almost caused my Mother to have a heart attack thirty years ago. I called her three years after I had divorced my first husband for the second time and told her we had remarried, again. It took her a few minutes to recover. After she bawled me out for telling her that, she told me she had to hang up so she could call my brother and tell him. She scared me so bad, though, until I'm afraid to do anything anymore.